$Do Something=Wander around until something happens..
$Locate your Weapons=Get your weapons back and get out of hehz0r.
$Find Bloodshedder=Get though the locked doors and speak to Bloodshedder about the next mission. After receiving your objectives, buy items and ammo to stock up for the next upcoming battle.
$Find Checkpoint Facility=Locate someone who knows the entrance to the checkpoint facility.
$Find Checkpoint Facility=Entrance has been unlocked. Find the newly opened door and get inside.
$Moderator=Hold it!!!
$Moderator=You are violating the forum rules! Prepare to be banned!
$#=Ugh.. where I am I?
$#=Damnit.. I must have blanked out when #zdoom exploded..
$#=This must be hehz0r I assume...
$#=Damnit.. I need to get out of here.. where are my weapons?!
$Administrator=So you're the fool that has escaped from my detention cell..
$Administrator=Tough luck pal, you are about to be eliminated.
$Administrator=Now I will do something that Dron should have done before:  kill you!
$#=OH SHI...
$Proceed to Dock=Return to the entrance and ride the elevator to the dock.
$Dron=WHAT?! You let # escape? How stupid are you people?!
$Hehz0r Marine=I am sorry lord Dron.. we will get him this time for sure!
$Edward=You had better not fail us again. We received word that # is heading towards the dock.
$Dron=Don't let him reach our headquarters. Understood?
$Hehz0r Marine=Yes my lord. We will not fail!
$Dron=Send some of our newest recruits. The ones who claim they are women..
$Hehz0r Marine=Yes my lord...
$#=SHIT! We've been ambushed!
$Reach the wastelands=Fight your way though the bay until you reach the entrance to the wastelands.
$Bloodshedder=Hey #, I am speaking to you by communicator. The hehz0r morons are trying to destroy the central computer.
$Bloodshedder=If they destroy it, the entire mainframe will be destroyed! You must not let this happen!
$Bloodshedder=Protect the computer at all costs! Also, you must destroy these power couplings that are giving away our location.
$Bloodshedder=Destroy all the power couplings and the hehz0r army won't be able to track our location. Then the assault will end!
$Bloodshedder=There are beacons lying all over this facility, use them to their fullest extent. You need all the backup you can get to defend the computer.
$Bloodshedder=Good luck, #.
$Protect the computer!=Protect the computer at all costs. Summon marines to help guard the computer. Also, seek and destroy all the power couplings in the canyon to stop the assault.
$Bloodshedder=Hey #! I am picking up strong readings in this canyon! Get out of there now!
$Gnewt=Your quest ends here foolish mortal...
$Gnewt=Prepared to get raped.
$Bloodshedder=That was a close one. I've teleported you to the third section of the hangar. Here, you will meet up with the rest of the Doomworld crew.
$Bloodshedder=We will be escorting one of our members to assist you in reaching the hehz0r headquarters.
$Bloodshedder=Good luck #..
$Reach Hehz0r Headquarters=Protect Shaviro at all cost. Fight your way to the hehz0r front base. Clear out any enemies that are near you and Shaviro, then guide him though the canyon.
$Shaviro=Hmm.. this door appears to be locked..
$Shaviro=Give me a sec to unlock this..
$Shaviro=There! Got it!
$Shaviro=OH SHI...
$Shaviro=Finally! We made it! Behind this door is the entrance to the hehz0r headquaters. Good luck, #..
$Shaviro=I will wait here to prevent any enemies from following you.
$Find Translation Device=Find a translation device so you can communicate with NewDoomers.
$Get the hell out=Speak with a NewDoom mod and get out of NewDoom.
$Wmull=So, you're the one who hacked my beloved website two years ago.
$Wmull=You fool, how dare you return here.
$#=What have you done to your community? Everyone now has down syndrome because of you!
$Wmull=They got what was coming to them. They now understand to respect my authority, and so will you.
$#=You got balls to ban people just because they are from Doomworld!
$Wmull=Shut it, you fucking twat! Here in my world you will respect me and only me! Now bow down and suck my di..
$#=Enough of your bullshit! Release these people from your retardedness!
$Wmull=No, I won't! And since you won't bow to me, prepare to die, you worthless fool!
$#=It all began when I was watching G4 TV. It was just like every other day..
$#=I was still hurting after the battle with Gabe Newell and the Newbie onslaught.. They put up one hell of a fight..
$#=I recently became a regular in the Doom community and I was well respected. But lately times were changing..
$#=The Doom community is slowly fading away... but the most active communities, Zdoom and Doomworld have been trying to keep Doom alive..
$#=Until one day Zdoom began this special project.. this project would mark the end of the Doom community..
$#=Thats when I recived a call from a unknown person claiming to be from the Doom community, but never specified which community.
$#=I will found that out myself. If only I can get into my room...My fucking nazi stepdad locked it on purpose.. that bastard.
$Talk To Your StepDad=Find a way to unlock the door to your room.
$#=Where is everybody?....I hope nothing horrible has happend..
$Find Help=Find any surviving Doomworld member
$Get out of Doomworld=Retreat! Find the exit and get out!
$Vader=You bastard!!!
$Vader=What the fuck you think you are doing?! Huh?
$#=Killing zdoom mongs?
$Vader=Fuck you bastard! I'll track your ass and I will kill you. You hear me KILL KILL KILL!!!!
$Vader=You won this time, but I will fucking kill you and the rest of Doomworld! KILL!
$Find Bloodshedder=Talk with the fellow Doomworlders and then speak to Bloodshedder
$Bloodshedder=Welcome back. I've been expecting you.
$Bloodshedder=As you can see, the Zdoom community has attacked doomworld, and is now declaring war against us.
$Bloodshedder=We need you to be our peacemaker..
$#=Tell me, why are they attacking us?
$Bloodshedder=Better get a snack, because I got a lot to say.....
$Risen=Sigh.. Doom sucks
$Vader=Agreed.
$Tormentor667=Doom looks like it was designed by a 5 year old lol.
$Risen=Really.. Doom is just boring, ugly, and dumb.
$Vader=All these fan maps really fail. They never have any detail..
$Tormentor667=Hey! I got an idea! Lets recreate Doom!
$Risen=!!!
$Tormentor667=And it will be for Zdoom!
$Tormentor667=We can create slopes, skyboxes, and 1337 design and not boring like doom's!
$Tormentor667=And lets have super long and complexed levels showing just how fancy it is!
$Vader=YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING GENIUS CUZ THATS THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
$Bloodshedder=The project went on for a while.. meanwhile at a newdoom forum..
$Newdoom mapper1=Just finished this map today. I hope you people will like it!
$Newdoom mapper2=This is a nice map! I like it!
$Newdoom mapper3=Check out my map. I designed it for deathmatch!
$Newdoom mapper2=I like!
$Newdoom mapper1=Me too
$Newdoom mapper3=I also made this one too!
$Newdoom mapper2=Nice maps!
$Vader=Lol! They suck!
$Tormentor667=How many sectors does your map have?
$Newdoom mapper2=Um.. about 680
$Tormentor667=Lol, your map needs more detail. Don't bother releasing any map if your sector count is that much
$Tormentor667=Don't bother unless you got 8000 sectors. I won't play anything under that
$Vader=He has spoken
$Newdoom mapper2=Is that your map?
$Tormentor667=Hehe, suck this!!!
$Tormentor667=Ai em tha wInnas0r!!!!
$Tormentor667=Mewhahaha One of the KDiZD maps (E1M3) has even more detail!
$Tormentor667=approximately 7000 sectors and it is very close to the ZDoom linedef/sidedef limits   :) :) :)
$Tormentor667=Don't worry, KDiZD won't disappoint in any of its praised aspects!
$Vader=Thats right. As for you, make better maps or don't bother at all.
$Newdoom mapper2=.......
$Newdoom mapper1=I don't feel like mapping anymore..
$Newdoom mapper3=It was fun while it lasted..
$Bloodshedder=No one at newdoom seemed to care. But then the kdizd team started doing this in Doomworld...
$Tormentor667=Ph33r
$Doomboy=That looks really great.
$Vader=What? Is that all!?
$Tormentor667=Surely this is something unlike you never seen before ;) This is a map of epic proportions!
$AgentSpork=This is for kdizd?
$Vader=The one and only! This is the greatest project you will ever see!
$Tormentor667=The way Doom was meant to be!! :)
$AgentSpork=I don't think Doom was meant to have ridiculously detailed levels
$Darknation=Whats with the lens flares?
$Vader=It represents its greatness!
$Tormentor667=Kdizd is no match for other wads!
$Doomboy=wtf, this isn't about competition, its about having fun..
$Vader=This is the greatest wad ever you will appriciate it.
$AgentSpork=Yeah it looks great, big deal, you don't have to be so arrogant about it
$Vader=Fuck you asshole
$Darknation=What the hell is your problem?!
$Tormentor667=Its okay to be jealous ;) Kdizd will be a great success and will prove itself over the pwads we have today ;)
$AgentSpork=We wouldn't care less. Fine you got a project that recreates doom..
$AgentSpork=But you're making a big deal out of this
$Vader=This is the way doom was meant to be, appriciate it you fucking bastard
$Darknation=Is this some kind of joke? Get the fuck out of here.
$Vader=I'll fucking kill you asshole!
$Tormentor667=kdizd will be the greatest remake ever! :)
$Darknation=you are remaking Evilution as It Was Intended To Be With All New Textures and Hyperdetailing and Nick Baker and Assploding Balls
$Tormentor667=1st read thread, 2nd recognize that correct answer has been given, 3rd understand, that your answer isn't funny
$Darknation=1st lick my dick, 2nd recognize that the dick has been licked, 3rd understand, that your dick will never be licked unless your dog does it
$Tormentor667=Darknation, This is just for you, little gay:
$AgentSpork=Oh shi...
$Kristus=Oh shi...
$Doomboy=Oh shi...
$Kaiser=PENIS!!!!
$Pritch=Hey, WTF are you doing?
$Vader=NO FAIR! WHY WHY WHY WHAHAHAHAHHAHA I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!
$Bloodshedder=Tormentor667 got losered at the Doomworld forums for posting gay porn.
$Bloodshedder=......and meanwhile.....
$Tormentor667=I got losered at Doomworld :(
$Nash=WHAT NO FAIR WHY DID THEY DO THAT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG :( :(
$Tormentor667=I didn't do anything :( Doomworld just hates me because I am from Zdoom.org
$Tormentor667=They are mean :( Stay away from Doomworld! ;)
$Zdoom mong=YEAH! Doomworld sucks! Now finish that awsome project Tormentor!!
$Tormentor667=They are just jealous ;)
$Bloodshedder=whatever. It went on for a while, no big loss.. but then someone or something leaked the uncompleted kdizd project..
$Bloodshedder=Then all hell broke loose..they blame us for the leak. You must settle peace between Doomworld and Zdoom communities..
$Bloodshedder=Please reach the Zdoom community and speak with Tormentor and try to get him to pull back his zdoom fanboy army..
$#=I will
$Bloodshedder=Here take this blue key you will need it to unlock the zdoom gate. From there speak with the guards to allow you to enter.
$Proceed to Zdoom.org=Use the blue key you just recieved and go back where you first teleported at. There open the locked door and proceed to zdoom.org
$??? 1=He seems stronger than we thought..
$??? 2=This is going all according to plan
$??? 1=Soon the Doom commmunity will be forever wiped out!
$??? 1=And our empire will rise and crush all those furry loving fagots
$??? 2=The Zdoom community will not cooperate with the hacker. They will attack him and the hacker will have no choice but to fight back!
$??? 1=And he will slowly destroy the zdoom community!
$??? 2=Dron, prepare the spamming bots. Doomworld is about to get surprise!
$??? 2=We'll unleash them once the hacker returns.
$Dron=bhahahahahahahhaha
$Vader=I am going to kill you this time!
$Vader=Just you wait, I will fucking kill you!!!!
$#=Vader, what the hell is your problem?
$Vader=KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
$Show no mercy=They asked for it. Fight your way until you reach the exit
$Return Home=Exit the way you entered and return to Doomworld
$Destroy all Newbs!=Well.. kill them!
$Speak to Bloodshedder=Take the time again to talk to Doomworlders and stock up. Then go speak to Bloodshedder.
$Dron=It didn't turn out what we expected. Zdoom actually agreed to stop attacking!
$Edward=Looks like the hacker didn't destroy that community after all... time for plan B..
$Prepare to revisit Zdoom=Prepare yourself to battle Zdoom one more time. Once you are done, head to the newly opened area. In case you are used to linear shit games like today and don't know where you're going, you go into this door pictured on your right :(
$Dron=The forum trolls have failed it
$Edward=What do we do now?
$Dron=Dunno lolz.
$Zdoom Mong=AHH! Who are you!? Get away from me!!!
$Manta 1=Too late for you punk.
$Manta 2=Prepare to die!
$Manta 1=Oh shi..!! The hacker is here! Get him!
$Teleporters Offline=Find the main switch and activate the teleporters thoughout this base
$Teleporters Online=Now that the teleporters are functional, work your way though the base and find the exit
$Find the Red Key Door=Locate the final teleporter that will take you to the red key door.
$Find the Blue Key Door=Locate the blue key door that will unlock the barriers in the central four-way room.
$Unite with Randy=Make your way though the network and join up with Randy and the Zdoom community.
$Find a way out of Zdoom.org=You are on your own now! The bomb has been set, get out of Zdoom.org before you go boom :(
$Find Zdoom Networks=Fight your way into the Zdoom network and stop the assault..
$Evil Newb1=All yer base are belong to us!
$Evil Newb2=Zdoom is under our control now faggot
$Evil Newb3=Give it up and praise your new community - hehz0r!
$Zdoom Newb=Fuck you lol
$Evil Newb1=DIE
$!!!=O_o
$#=Damnit, why is this locked?
$#=I need to speak to Bloodshedder about this..
$Dron=Thank you for destorying Zdoom for us faggot
$Dron=Because of you our goals are now completed! Both Doomworld and Zdoom are now destroyed!
$#=This cannot be!! I'll kill you for this!
$Dron=Don't even try it. I am too powerful for you to handle!
$#=I won't let you get away with this!
$Dron=Don't under estimate me punk
$Dron=Behold my true form!
$Dron=Prepare to die!
$Dron=I am very surprised to see you get this far, even with the horrid fps drops and zdoom constantly crashing!
$Dron=Unfortunetly, your quest ends here #.
$Dron=Moderators, kill him!!
$Dron=WTF, HAX
$Nightmare=Take that Dron!
$Nightmare=You honestly think I'd let you leak KDIZD and get away with it!!
$Nightmare=You should never mess with the Zdoom community! Now prepare to feel our wraith!
$Dron=Lol N00b
$Dron=Damn.. this arena sucks. Its too small :(
$Dron=I know! I'll send Triphon after you! Triphon! Get your ass in here
$Dron=Triphon, this is #. # this is Triphon. He is going to rape you :)
$#=Looks weak.
$Triphon=TRIPHON KILL KILL KILL
$Dron=Have fun you two
$Triphon=KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
$#=OH SHI..
$Bloodshedder=Hey #, the hehz0r goons are attacking us from the sky! Destroy all turrets and all administrators controlling the attack!
$Destroy all Turrets and Admins=Find and kill all the Turrets and kill all admins thoughout the sky stations. Also find Doomworld mongs for items and health which can be found near the safe zone south of here.
$Exit the Floating Stations=All Turrets and Admins are dead. Head back to the spawning point to exit.
$#=Wtf is going on?!
$Shaviro=We are at war!
$Shaviro=Its time we fight! Even though we're outnumbered..
$Shaviro=#! So glad that you joined us! Dron has just sent an army of newbies to attack us!
$Dron=Rofl look at you, like little ants. My newbies are invincible! Face it #, you and the rest of the Doom community are Doomed!
$#=Dron stop this now! Why are you waging war on a community that talks about a 10 year old game!?
$Dron=Because of the Zdoom community thats why!
$#=They have nothing to do with it! Dron, just move on to another community and just leave your issues with the doom community behind.
$Dron=Never, now prepare to die!
$Shaviro=#, go after Dron, he is at the top of the tower, we will take care of the newbie army!
$Dron=You are a stubborn one. Incubus! Get your ass in here!
$Dron=I hope you are good running around as well as flying around!
$#=Dron! I will get you!
$Dron=Rofl you have to get though Incubus first!
$Incubus=Prepare to die!
$Shaviro=Looks like you made it back in one piece!
$#=Almost at least..
$Shaviro=#, we found the main complex where Dron is hiding. Inside you can finally confront Dron himself once and for all!
$Shaviro=We will be teleporting you there, good luck #.
$Dron=UM.. GUYS.. THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE NOW, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY DIE KTHX.
$Moderator=We will do our best.
$Edward=What should we be worried about? We can easily squash # and the rest of the community. Let them come.
$Unlock the gate=Find a way to unlock the gate so you can proceed.
$Activate the elevators=Find a way to activate the elevators.
$Lower the main gate=Once again.. find a way to lower the main gate. Always finding a way aren't you?
$Bloodshedder=#, this is it. The entire Doom community is depending on you! Behind that teleporter is where Dron and Edward are waiting for you.
$Bloodshedder=The fate of Doomers and furries everywhere are within you.
$#=Furries? Whatever..
$Dron=I've had enough of you! You have been on my back for too long n00b. And now it is time I put you to rest for good!
$#=Give it up Dron, you and your stupid community are finished!
$Dron=You can never defeat us! Kdizd is mine!
$#=You are insane!
$Dron=Fuck you #! You will regret for ever being part of this fucking community!!!!
$#=Oh shi.. I killed Dron!
$Edward=Yeah right! Dron is a n00b compared to me. I will show you some REAL fighting!
$Edward=I've been waiting for this for a long, long time!
$Edward=Kdizd will be forever ours! Then we can release it as our own Doom project!
$Edward=And now #, its time to die! You won't stand a chance against my speed and reflexes!
$#=SHIT!!!
$#=!!!!! I killed Edward! Hehz0r has been defeated!!!
$Go Home=Thats it. You beaten CIF3, go home and end the game :)
$#=Crap, its almost 7pm! I need to get home!
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